May 2013
tsuthetiger:
pidgeot:
dampsandwich:
nobody fucked with me on the playground
nobody fucked with you in bed either
yu-gi-ow
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kenfucky:
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
mindfangled:
insert-awesome-title-here:
jensensparkles:
adrimnzr:
ruffalowildwings:
lilcalcifer:
we found love in a mildly disappointing place
now you’re just somebody that i know by first name
tonight, we are average age
i walk this fairly populated road
carry on my adequately well-adjusted son
i somewhat surmised you were trouble when you walked in
In eighth grade I failed math. In ninth grade I couldn’t take honors bio or chem. or honors calc. Then in 12th grade I was told I’d get rejected from Rutgers pharmacy and that I might as well not even try. Freshman year of college I almost failed Orgo, and lost my scholarship for grades. I’m not smart.
This year, my sophomore year of college, was one of the worst years of my...
carlyreajepson:
sofalcondone:
I’m naked what’s up
definitely not anyone’s dick
fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
masturbuddy:
ridin dick like
fuckin yo bitch like
whateverhumans:
rootbeef:
gangstamickey:
being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs
being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket
being hot
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