tsuthetiger: pidgeot: dampsandwich: nobody fucked with me on the playground nobody fucked with you in bed either yu-gi-ow
kenfucky: opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
mindfangled: insert-awesome-title-here: jensensparkles: adrimnzr: ruffalowildwings: lilcalcifer: we found love in a mildly disappointing place now you’re just somebody that i know by first name tonight, we are average age i walk this fairly populated road carry on my adequately well-adjusted son i somewhat surmised you were trouble when you walked in
In eighth grade I failed math. In ninth grade I couldn’t take honors bio or chem. or honors calc. Then in 12th grade I was told I’d get rejected from Rutgers pharmacy and that I might as well not even try. Freshman year of college I almost failed Orgo, and lost my scholarship for grades. I’m not smart. This year, my sophomore year of college, was one of the worst years of my...
carlyreajepson: sofalcondone: I’m naked what’s up definitely not anyone’s dick
fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never knew you wanted to join the military” “why are you getting married” “that’s an awful tattoo” “what am i doing for the rest of my life” “how will i afford deodorant in college” “why can’t i graduate already” “why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
masturbuddy: ridin dick like fuckin yo bitch like
whateverhumans: rootbeef: gangstamickey: being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket being hot