fght ff yr dmns

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Thu, 16 May 2013 12:41:15 -0400

meanplastic: THE FALL OF AMERICA’S LAST PROPHET

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:39:53 -0400

meanplastic:

THE FALL OF AMERICA’S LAST PROPHET

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Thu, 16 May 2013 12:39:20 -0400

swiftingthrough: say “no” to peer pressure

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:39:06 -0400

swiftingthrough:

say “no” to peer pressure

discovers: fave

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:38:03 -0400

discovers:

fave

h-ella: heycuddleme: bless♥ AD

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:37:45 -0400

h-ella:

heycuddleme:

bless♥

AD

heyysourwolf: Michael J. Fox’s (Stanley Cup)cakes: Conference...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:36:00 -0400

heyysourwolf:

Michael J. Fox’s (Stanley Cup)cakes: Conference Quarterfinals eliminations

tsuthetiger: pidgeot: dampsandwich: nobody fucked with me on the playground nobody fucked with...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:01:01 -0400

tsuthetiger:

pidgeot:

dampsandwich:

nobody fucked with me on the playground

nobody fucked with you in bed either

yu-gi-ow

pretending-im-cool: otter-loves-221b: 8bitbowtie: art-fart: ...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:59:56 -0400

pretending-im-cool:

otter-loves-221b:

8bitbowtie:

art-fart:

wideawakeparalyzed:

arpeggia:

Duane Michals - The Bogeyman, 1973 | More posts

GOOD FUCKING GOD THAT IS TERRIFYING

Fuck

“And so the little lamb and his mama live happily ever after,” the girl finished reading her story aloud to the creature beside her. Hopeful orbs of blue glistened as she cocked her head up at him. “Didya like that, Mister Boogey?”

No response from underneath the black coat. She frowned, teetering off her seat ever so slowly before her tiny feet reached the ground.

“Mister Boogey?” she asked again, gripping the corners of the dark trench coat. When nothing responded, she slowly peeled it open, revealing the coat rack on which he had been perched. Where had he gone?

The little girl shrunk back, upset that her friend had left without a word. She curled up in her chair, clutching the book tightly in case he came back to hear the rest of the tale. Suddenly, a soft wind blew through the empty room, but before she could turn to see what had caused it, she was swept up in darkness.

“Gotcha,” the creature chuckled, cradling her close to him.

The child squeal with laughter most contagious, pleased of his return.

“I thought you left!” She gave a pout, looking up at his shadowy face.

“Why, my dear, I’d never leave you. I am your guardian after all, am I not?” The monster gave her a toothy smile. “And I will always be your Boogeyman.”

Tumblr: the only site that can turn something so terrifying into something utterly adorable

Not sure if I should be terrified or smile um

callherhoney: p2hot: allcreatures: A young woman and her...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:57:56 -0400

callherhoney:

p2hot:

allcreatures:

A young woman and her service dog caused quite a stir over the weekend when they both showed up to her college graduation ceremony dressed in matching caps and gowns.

Click through for full story.

(via Service Dog Arrives At College Graduation In Cap And Gown, Becomes A Celebrity (PHOTOS))

Dog: You damn fucking right I’m wearing a cap and fucking gown. I went to more classes den that long haired white hipster ass mofo other there so I KNOW I deserve this more than his ass. I aint ask to read and discuss fucking Virginia Woolfe. I thought she was a fucking dog. Then I found out it was crazy homely ass white woman. I literally had to sit through an hour and a half of that bullshit. Oh I’m getting a fucking diploma today.

DIED.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 23:56:14 -0400

stereolights: It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:53:30 -0400

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.

O_O

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:52:34 -0400

O_O

firetwerks: is that riff raff

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:51:57 -0400

firetwerks:

is that riff raff

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Tue, 14 May 2013 23:51:03 -0400

this is fake :( you can see that the counter is already cracked...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:38:05 -0400

this is fake :(

you can see that the counter is already cracked before he does it

super disappointing because i laughed so hard at first

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Tue, 14 May 2013 23:37:23 -0400

DBS Vɪᴀ : Rᴜᴘᴇʀᴛ-EOR

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:35:38 -0400

DBS

Vɪᴀ : Rᴜᴘᴇʀᴛ-EOR

australiansanta: fuckyeahidiotonfacebook: Libby Cooper may...

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:50:51 -0400

australiansanta:

fuckyeahidiotonfacebook:

Libby Cooper may have a little too much time on her hands.

how can libby cooper have too much time on her hands when we are literally just all sitting here at our computers/phones blogging about someone having too much time on her hands

kenfucky: opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:11:03 -0400

kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping